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• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
  -- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...