Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your
own allowance!
-- Reading Bart's Christmas list,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your
own allowance!
-- Reading Bart's Christmas list,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get,
and it makes you look so dangerous. -- Marge in Bart's... - Bart: One `mother' please.
Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair. -- Bart... - Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name,
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart... - Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the... - Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think... - Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man?
Homer: [as Santa] What's your name,
Bart...ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson...
