Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Sunday School Teacher: Certainly not!
Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but
you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets
gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for
you in heaven?
SST: For the last time, Bart, yes!
-- Playing by the rules, "The Telltale Head"
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
