I Have Feelings Too - Like "My Stomach Hurts" Or "I'm Going Crazy!
"I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!"
-- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpsons
Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
.. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
"I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
-- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
In times of trouble, go with what you know." -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso
I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
-- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...