Bart: In English class I did the best.
Army: In English class I did the best.
Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
Army: Because I cheated on the test.
Bart: Sound off.
Army: One! Two!
Bart: I can't hear you!
Army: Three!! Four!!
-- "Bart the General"
Army: In English class I did the best.
Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
Army: Because I cheated on the test.
Bart: Sound off.
Army: One! Two!
Bart: I can't hear you!
Army: Three!! Four!!
-- "Bart the General"
Related:
- Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
Army: We are rubber,
you are glue. Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks... - Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
Army: We are happy,
we are merry. Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army... - Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would... - Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier!
Boy: It's my nerves,
sir. I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart... - Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork.
gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because... - Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house.
Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Bart: I know, the window.
Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that...
