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• Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
  Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
• Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best.
  Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test....
• Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
  Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick....
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
  Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to keep his....
• The Army spent two billion dollars for flyswatters to send to Alaska.
  When the flyswatters got up there they found there wasn't no flies in Alaska....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....