Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
-- "Bart the General"
Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
-- "Bart the General"
Related:
- Bart: In English class I did the best.
Army: In English class I did the best.
Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because... - Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
Army: We are happy,
we are merry. Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army... - Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - I have got a disk
ache ... - Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if... - I used to have a life,
then I got an HST ... - I used to have a life,
then I got v32bis...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart:
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinner... - Homer: [in hard-hat and toolbelt] Hope you like it,
neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or... - If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About... - Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -
and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you...
