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• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• Beer! Now there's a temporary solution." -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
  Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy...
• Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
  Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips his Duff] Mmm....
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
  [the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the "stomach....
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...