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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] I'm all out of ice cream!
  [to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know....
• Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.
  Lawyer: So, young man, if Freddy Quimby _didn't_ inflict these injuries on Mr....
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman? Herman: Yes? Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
  Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!...
• I was lying in the street moaning and groaning from an attack of asthma when the driver of a library truck stuck his head out of the window and said, "Shh!
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