Ms.K: Now class, remember, do not stick any part of your body out the
window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck
his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck
coming in the other direction.
Bart: [arm tucked inside his shirt] And I was that fool!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck
his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck
coming in the other direction.
Bart: [arm tucked inside his shirt] And I was that fool!
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
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Homer:
Hmm... [flashback] Homer: Mmm...chocolate....
