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• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
  You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
  Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example, and....
• I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family?
  Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH MY NAME IS NOT DR.
  DEATH MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F18...