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• Marge: It's a big day for you. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious.
  Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes is what got him where he is today!...
• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
  I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
• Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No.
  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...