Ms.M: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives?
Bart: [looks around nervously; all stare at him]
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
-- "Bart the Genius"
Bart: [looks around nervously; all stare at him]
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
-- "Bart the Genius"
Related:
- Teacher: "Bart, give us an example of a modern-day paradox."
Bart:
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't." -- Bart the... - What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window,... - Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there... - Bart: You're going to eat a blizzard of...[looks around] unseasonable
warmth?
Lisa: I made the snowball from the frost in our freezer... - Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come
back and do your show again!
Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle]... - Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage... - Bart: What is this place?
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our... - Lisa: Don't worry, Bart. Everything's gonna be just fine.
I'm gonna get you to a doctor, [puts Maggie... - Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on
your grade.
They merely determine your future social status and...
