Bart: What is this place?
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit
assignments without fear of reprisal.
Nerd 2: Come! You must be tired from the chase. Oliver! [claps]
Bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.
Martin: Finally, Bart's one of us!
Everyone: Excelsior!
-- Bart joins the nerd club,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit
assignments without fear of reprisal.
Nerd 2: Come! You must be tired from the chase. Oliver! [claps]
Bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice.
Martin: Finally, Bart's one of us!
Everyone: Excelsior!
-- Bart joins the nerd club,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
Nerd 1:
Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's... - Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the... - Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile... - Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their... - Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd... - Bart: This is for the ages.
[flash to futuristic city with people crowded around]
[the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete]
Woman:
Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery... - In the process of getting our rightful place, we must not be guilty of
wrongful deeds.
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by... - Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously]... - A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
Martin H....
From the same category:
- Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot]
Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
Doctor: Right. [shows another] Homer: Uh, that's... - Bart: [watching Flanders] An ax. He's got an ax! I'll save you,
Lisa! [tries to walk on his leg, falls back]... - Rod: At last we built the mission.
Todd: Finally, the villagers have a place to pray.
Rod: [sings] Bringing in the sheaves! Todd: [sings]... - Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed...
