Dr.J: [measuring Bart's Head With Calipers] Tell Me, Bart, Are You Ever Bored In School?

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Dr.J: [measuring Bart's head with calipers]
Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school?
Bart: Oh, you bet.
Dr.J: Mm hm. Do you ever feel a little frustrated?
Bart: All the time, sir.
Dr.J: Uh huh. And do you ever dream of leaving class to pursue your own
intellectual development on an independent basis?
Bart: Oh, like you're reading my mind, man.
-- Great minds think alike, "Bart the Genius"