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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Marge: Really? Dr.MM: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying....
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  If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our listening audience, we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr....
• Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
  Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
• Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
  Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter....
• Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
  Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
• Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
  Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
• Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
  [huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...