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• Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
  Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter....
• Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
  Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
• Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
  What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's nothing....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Dr.MM: The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot love object you deserve to be!
  Marge: Really? Dr.MM: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying....
• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
  Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....