Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive.
Homer: And I don't believe in it! It breaks up families, turns wives
against husbands, children against fathers, neighbors against
me. You don't have to pay some fancy psychiatrist ten bucks an
hour to get top-notch therapy.
[at KBBL]
Psychic: Hello, "Radio Psychic". You will die a terrible, terrible
death.
Marge: [on the phone] [gasps]
Psychic: Ooh, I'm sorry! That was our last caller. OK, I'm getting
something now. Hmm. OK, you will die a terrible, terrible
death.
Marge: But I --
DJ: Thank you for calling "Radio Psychic". Do you have a song
request?
Homer: [running to the phone] "It's Raining Men"!
-- Homer "Waylon" Simpson, "Fear of Flying"
Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive.
Homer: And I don't believe in it! It breaks up families, turns wives
against husbands, children against fathers, neighbors against
me. You don't have to pay some fancy psychiatrist ten bucks an
hour to get top-notch therapy.
[at KBBL]
Psychic: Hello, "Radio Psychic". You will die a terrible, terrible
death.
Marge: [on the phone] [gasps]
Psychic: Ooh, I'm sorry! That was our last caller. OK, I'm getting
something now. Hmm. OK, you will die a terrible, terrible
death.
Marge: But I --
DJ: Thank you for calling "Radio Psychic". Do you have a song
request?
Homer: [running to the phone] "It's Raining Men"!
-- Homer "Waylon" Simpson, "Fear of Flying"
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Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ...
