Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm Sorry, But Your Husband Suffers From A Persecution Complex, Extreme Paranoia, And Bladder Hostility.

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Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without
mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
-- Springing Homer from the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"