Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot]
Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
Doctor: Right. [shows another]
Homer: Uh, that's a spill on the floor with bugs going after it. Uh,
they're going to eat it.
Doctor: Good. [shows another, which looks like Bart]
Homer: THE BOY!!!!!! [restrained by two orderlies]
-- I'm perfectly normal, really... "Stark Raving Dad"
Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
Doctor: Right. [shows another]
Homer: Uh, that's a spill on the floor with bugs going after it. Uh,
they're going to eat it.
Doctor: Good. [shows another, which looks like Bart]
Homer: THE BOY!!!!!! [restrained by two orderlies]
-- I'm perfectly normal, really... "Stark Raving Dad"
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Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine... - Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Man... - Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has... - Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex,
extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. Marge: Doctor... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.... - Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
[shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat... - Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock... - Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another
day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even...
