Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without
mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
-- Springing Homer from the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"
persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without
mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
-- Springing Homer from the New Bedlam Home for the
Emotionally Interesting, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Homer: [on the phone with Bart]
I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you. ... - Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart jots down a message]
Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again... - Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a
lobotomy,
do you? Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream]... - Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you
know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one... - Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts
you emotionally,
you will hurt them physically, and gradually ... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot]
Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
Doctor: Right. [shows another] Homer: Uh, that's...
