Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a
lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy...
[begin dream]
[Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp]
Homer: [stitches on forehead still visible, wearing his pink shirt]
[zombie-like] That's all right, son...
[end dream]
Bart: Well, there's probably a down side I don't see.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy...
[begin dream]
[Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp]
Homer: [stitches on forehead still visible, wearing his pink shirt]
[zombie-like] That's all right, son...
[end dream]
Bart: Well, there's probably a down side I don't see.
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes,
I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to ... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution complex,
extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility. Marge: Doctor... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out... - Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy
house!
Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Dr.J: [measuring Bart's head with calipers]
Tell me,
Bart, are you ever bored in school? Bart: Oh, you bet...
