Burns: [reads An Entry In The Suggestion Box] `Keep That Handsome Owner Out Of Sight, He's Distracting The Female Employees'.
Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box]
`Keep that handsome owner out of sight,
he's distracting the female employees'.
Smithers: You got me, sir.
-- "When Flanders Failed"
Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting: the economy's hit us pretty hard.
Burns: Heh, tough times, huh? I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics, and five years of McKinleynomics....