Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars?
Dealer: Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?
Martin: It's all I got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing
home. I fished a dime out of the sewer, for God's sake!
Dealer: No way. [notices Bart] What do you want?
Bart: Can I have it for thirty-five?
-- Unsuccessful haggling, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Dealer: Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?
Martin: It's all I got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing
home. I fished a dime out of the sewer, for God's sake!
Dealer: No way. [notices Bart] What do you want?
Bart: Can I have it for thirty-five?
-- Unsuccessful haggling, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for... - Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these.
Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse... - Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do... - Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it]
Dealer:
[looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This... - Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and
Thursdays,
Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and ...
