Bart: Hey, Martin, Tell Him What We Do With Squealers.
Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have
to go to the bathroom?
-- Crime and Punishment, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Bart: Perfect! Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...