Bart: Come One, Come All! Top Hat Theater Is On The Air!

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Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!
The most beautiful women in the world!
Just fifty cents!
I am your host, Bart Simpson!
(Must be at least eight years old to enter.)
TV: And now, the `Top Hat' channel is honored to present...
`Broadcast Nudes'.
Gang: Oooooohh...
Millhouse: Gross!
Martin: Yet strangely compelling...
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

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