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• Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
  Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
• I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
  -- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
• Homer: Wow! You made the front page! Bart: Aw, Dad, it's just a popularity contest?
  Homer: JUST a popularity contest? Excuse me....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
• Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
  Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...
• Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
  74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough!...
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...