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  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
  Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to keep his....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable? Homer: Yes.
  We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family....
• Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
  -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
  Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...