Marge: Homey! Get In The Car! Lisa: This Is Where You Belong!
Marge: Homey! Get in the car!
Lisa: This is where you belong!
Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more!
Marge+Lisa+Bart: [chanting] One of us! One of us! One of us! One of
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh &l
yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to keep his....
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable? Homer: Yes.
We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family....
Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
-- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...