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• Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
  -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• I liked you better before I knew you so well.
• I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
• Homer: Wow! You made the front page! Bart: Aw, Dad, it's just a popularity contest?
  Homer: JUST a popularity contest? Excuse me....
• I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
  Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury....
• Homer: ... Your turn. Lisa: Hmm, truth. Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
  Lisa: Dad! Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody. Lisa...