Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line
wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of
Kansas is burned every single --
Conan: Just do the line.
Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.
[Everyone laughs and cheers]
Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.
[Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him]
Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!
-- Deprived, "Bart Gets Famous"
wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of
Kansas is burned every single --
Conan: Just do the line.
Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.
[Everyone laughs and cheers]
Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.
[Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him]
Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!
-- Deprived, "Bart Gets Famous"
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