Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I
know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to
school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need
one more day to study, Lord. I need Your help!
Lisa: [watching] Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Bart: A teachers strike, a power failure, a blizzard... Anything that'll
cancel school tomorrow. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone
can do it, You can! Thanking You in advance, Your pal, Bart
Simpson.
-- "Bart Gets an F"
know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to
school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need
one more day to study, Lord. I need Your help!
Lisa: [watching] Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Bart: A teachers strike, a power failure, a blizzard... Anything that'll
cancel school tomorrow. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone
can do it, You can! Thanking You in advance, Your pal, Bart
Simpson.
-- "Bart Gets an F"
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Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
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Bart:
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Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer...
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Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of... - Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an
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No, no, now don't try to remember what that... - Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up _my_ friend in _my_ bar,
there's a two-drink minimum. -- Moe's most sacred... - Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and... - Bart and Homer run into each other]
Bart: Pardon me,
sir. Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart...
