Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart: I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some
intelligent stuff to talk about.
Homer: Don't forget to say "I didn't do it."
Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just a catch-phrase.
Homer: How do you figure, boy?
Bart: Watch "The Conan O'Brien Show", you'll see.
Homer: All right, but after Leno I'm all laughed out, you know.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
Bart: I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some
intelligent stuff to talk about.
Homer: Don't forget to say "I didn't do it."
Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just a catch-phrase.
Homer: How do you figure, boy?
Bart: Watch "The Conan O'Brien Show", you'll see.
Homer: All right, but after Leno I'm all laughed out, you know.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line
wonder.
Did you know that a section of rain forest the size... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name,
fella? Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa:
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart:
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too...
From the same category:
- Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
-- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics.
Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club... - to Homer, in jail]
Hutz: Don't worry, Homer, I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out
of here -
surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the ... - Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
[childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah...
