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• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
  ituation. And your daddy has realized something very importa...
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do? Ba
  Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes?...
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....