Bart: Watch me dive!
Lisa: Watch me dive!
Homer: OKAY, we're watching!
Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them...
[they dive]
Bart: Man, you weren't watching, I did a double gainer with a half...
Lisa: Hey, you didn't see what I did, you didn't watch me dive...
-- poolside, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Lisa: Watch me dive!
Homer: OKAY, we're watching!
Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them...
[they dive]
Bart: Man, you weren't watching, I did a double gainer with a half...
Lisa: Hey, you didn't see what I did, you didn't watch me dive...
-- poolside, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Related:
- Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons,
and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. -- Homer,... - Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Life's a beach,
and then you dive..... - Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks
and I think I know what it is.
[a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - We dive
at five... - Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
