She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
Related:
- A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one.
-- Grampa,
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... - Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting... - Grampa: Pull your chair closer, my son.
Homer: What is it,
Dad? Grampa: Peeyoo! Not that close! Sheesh. ... - Grampa: The screen was too small.
Jasper: The floor was sticky.
Grampa: The romantic subplot felt tacked-on. Jasper... - Hello there. Do you miss the Antarctic?
-- Lisa,
talking to a penguin at the zoo, "Oh Brother, ... - Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders,
members of the press,
Your Holiness... -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother,... - Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business,
your home, and all your possessions. I can't... - Homer: This makes me special, Dad. Since I'm the one you kept,
that must mean you really loved me. Grampa... - Granma: Abe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
He must never know about that, that carnival incident...
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- Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About... - and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing -
and swearing! -- Milhouse, "Grade School... - Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs... - Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
[tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word. ... - The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living
room,
while the bandit roamed the house at will, [TV pans...
