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• Homer: This makes me special, Dad. Since I'm the one you kept, that must mean you really loved me.
  Grampa: Mm. Interesting theory. -- hospital visit, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
  -- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Grampa: The screen was too small. Jasper: The floor was sticky.
  Grampa: The romantic subplot felt tacked-on. Jaspe...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Granma: Abe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
  He must never know about that, that carnival incident....
• Grampa: Pull your chair closer, my son. Homer: What is it, Dad?
  Grampa: Peeyoo! Not that close! Sheesh. Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday....
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?