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• To think I wasted my life in boardrooms, and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
  -- Herbert Powell, watching `Itchy and Scratchy' "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
  -- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Let's see. Powell, Powell, Powell... Pomerantz, Poole, Popkins, Potter, Quigley, Quimby, Randal, oops, too far.
  -- Homer, looking through the phone book, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
  They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
  -- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...