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• Grampa: Pull your chair closer, my son. Homer: What is it, Dad?
  Grampa: Peeyoo! Not that close! Sheesh. Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday....
• Granma: Abe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
  He must never know about that, that carnival incident....
• A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one. -- Grampa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
• Monroe: It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water.
  The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject....
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
• Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
  And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...