Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.

Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one. Remind me
never to let you on stage again, kid. Some people got it, some
people don't, and _you_, my young friend, do not have -- hold
on, I want to finish this thought outside --
[Opens the door; a crowd awaits]
Man: It's that kid!
[Everyone cheers]
Man: It's the "I didn't do it" guy!
[Krusty looks shocked]
Krusty: He's mine! [grabs Bart] I own him and all his subsidiary
rights!
-- A sudden change of heart, "Bart Gets Famous"

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