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• You son of a bitch. Good show!
  -- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Get an F...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
  -- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Now... Sit! I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away] Um, take a walk.
  Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him....
• You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
  .. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...
• Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
  Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
  Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset....