Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset.
It's not the end of the world. We all love that quilt,
but we can't get too attached to... OHH!!! MY COOKIE!!!
-- Homer tries to console Marge after Santa's Little
Helper chews up the quilt (and Homer's cookie) "Bart's
Dog Gets an F"
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset.
It's not the end of the world. We all love that quilt,
but we can't get too attached to... OHH!!! MY COOKIE!!!
-- Homer tries to console Marge after Santa's Little
Helper chews up the quilt (and Homer's cookie) "Bart's
Dog Gets an F"
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