You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
-- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away,
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
-- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away,
"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Related:
- You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-
advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, ... - Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition,
but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to... - Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um,
take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He... - Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer... - Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools
here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer... - Buddy -- Ran away from home.
Lao Tzu -
Ate poison toad: now in a coma. Santa's Little Helper... - Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come...
From the same category:
- Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The... - Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage... - Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day,
on "BartChat". [A little girl dials "BartChat"]... - Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
It's being one of those guys who sits in a... - TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City".
Homer: Uh,
let's watch something else. Marge: Homer, you're trying...
