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• You son of a bitch. Good show!
  -- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Get an F...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Now... Sit! I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away] Um, take a walk.
  Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him....
• Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
  Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Buddy -- Ran away from home. Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad
  ow in a coma. Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind....
• Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
  Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset....