Homer: Oh, 125 bucks...
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders: Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself...
spoil yourself...
Homer: But I can't afford to...
Flanders: Simpson! I order you to buy those shoes!
Homer: Okay, Flanders, you're the boss! Heh heh heh.
-- Homer and his conscience? "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders: Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself...
spoil yourself...
Homer: But I can't afford to...
Flanders: Simpson! I order you to buy those shoes!
Homer: Okay, Flanders, you're the boss! Heh heh heh.
-- Homer and his conscience? "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
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- Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut.
[The devil appears,
looking like Flanders] Flanders: Heh heh, that can... - Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield
Collection Agency,
and I'm here to ask you why you don't think ... - Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] ... - Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighborinos!
Homer: Can't talk.
Robbed. Go hell. Flanders: Heh. You folks got robbed... - Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once a man is in your home, anything... - Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned:
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush,
dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up... - Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell]
Ned:
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk... - Burns: Make yourselves at home.
Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch ...
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Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. ... - Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not... - Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy &
Scratchy!
[reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa: [unfooled] Adding... - Edna: Guess what, class?
Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but... - Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge: [rolls...
