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• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
  -- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: I... passed? Ms.K: Just barely! Bart: Gasp! I passed!
  I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy] All right!...
• Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.
  You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south....
• Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. Bart: They better be, for 125 big ones!
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: 125 dollars?!? Home...
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...