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• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....
• Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
  Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
• Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
  Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry. Marge: Well, then, feed him.
  Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to do everything around here? "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Marge: Homer, it's very easy to criticize... Home
  and fun, too! Episode: when Homer coaches Bart's football team...