TV: You're watching `Top Hat Entertainment'. Adult programming
all day, every day. (Except in Florida and Utah.)
Coming up next, `Stardust Mammaries'...
Bart: Aye, Carumba!
Homer: Bart!
Bart: Dad! [He didn't yell `Homer!']
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
all day, every day. (Except in Florida and Utah.)
Coming up next, `Stardust Mammaries'...
Bart: Aye, Carumba!
Homer: Bart!
Bart: Dad! [He didn't yell `Homer!']
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable... - Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger... - Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!
The most beautiful women in the world! Just... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole... - Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well,
thank you, honey. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs...
