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• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
  -- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...