Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell.
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness.
<Finally> we get to the good stuff.
-- Sunday School,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness.
<Finally> we get to the good stuff.
-- Sunday School,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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You know,
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