So you've decided to steal cable.
Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations,
which makes it okay.
-- Homer reads the `So you've decided to steal cable'
pamphlet, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations,
which makes it okay.
-- Homer reads the `So you've decided to steal cable'
pamphlet, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies.
Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less... - How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa... - Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
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Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa... - The cable stays! The foot has spoken!
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before.
You really think we can afford it?
Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing... - Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for
mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel... - Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable...
