Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten.
Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor
people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping
them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
[Marge, Lisa, and Bart stare at him]
Bart: So, anyway...
-- Homer the Generous, "Bart Gets Famous"
Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor
people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping
them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
[Marge, Lisa, and Bart stare at him]
Bart: So, anyway...
-- Homer the Generous, "Bart Gets Famous"
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to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy?
Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school,
I gotta go to work; the only one who has it... - Homer and Bart laugh]
Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing... - Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job,
Dad! Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate... - Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.
Marge:
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge... - Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage... - Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be
ashamed of my father's job.
Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles... - Bart: Who or what is Hugo?
Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you,
Bart. You see... you have a brother. Lisa:...
From the same category:
- Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing,
Bart and I think we should all go to the monster... - Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting
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Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when... - Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the
school cafeteria!
Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old... - Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once,
right? Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. ... - Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- ...
