Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten.
Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor
people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping
them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
[Marge, Lisa, and Bart stare at him]
Bart: So, anyway...
-- Homer the Generous, "Bart Gets Famous"
Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor
people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping
them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
[Marge, Lisa, and Bart stare at him]
Bart: So, anyway...
-- Homer the Generous, "Bart Gets Famous"
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