Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.
Marge: [bursts in] A bully!?
Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping
Marge: Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about
Bart: I... guess I could do that.
Homer: What!? And violate the code of the schoolyard!?
I'd rather Bart die!
Marge: What on earth are you talking about, Homer!?
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to
be a man. Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't
tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say
anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way
you do. What else...
-- Rule number four: Girls have cooties,
"Bart the General"