Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.
Marge: [bursts in] A bully!?
Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping
Lisa!
Marge: Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about
this.
Bart: I... guess I could do that.
Homer: What!? And violate the code of the schoolyard!?
I'd rather Bart die!
Marge: What on earth are you talking about, Homer!?
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to
be a man. Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't
tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say
anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way
you do. What else...
-- Rule number four: Girls have cooties,
"Bart the General"
Marge: [bursts in] A bully!?
Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping
Lisa!
Marge: Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about
this.
Bart: I... guess I could do that.
Homer: What!? And violate the code of the schoolyard!?
I'd rather Bart die!
Marge: What on earth are you talking about, Homer!?
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to
be a man. Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't
tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say
anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way
you do. What else...
-- Rule number four: Girls have cooties,
"Bart the General"
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be a man!
Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand]... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy,
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:... - Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.}
Lisa:
{Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.} Homer... - Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy...
